Can't find my what? You name it. Keys, cell phone,
glasses, name it and I can lose it. And then I go
through the Five Stages of Lost Stuff.
1. Look in the obvious place. Look again.
2. Try to remember when I saw it last.
3. Look in more places.
4. Try to determine if this is a sign that I am losing
my marbles.
5. Find the damned thing in the most obvious place.
Here's the ordeal set to music.
SHEET MUSIC