Hey piano teachers: Do you have recalcitrant child
students that won't practice, won't engage in the
music, etc. I have composed Six Creepy Children's
Pieces that may appeal to these students and address
this mournful situation. (Please note it is the pieces
that are creepy, not the children.) This one, with
optional lyrics, describes the ordeals of Ricky, my
childhood chum and partner in crime.